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The Beverly Hillbillies Season 6 |
| Episode 1 - [Jed Inherits A Castle] |
| Details : Jed gets a letter in the mail saying he has inherited a castle in England. Jethro reads up on England And Queen Elizabeth the first. He thinks that England hasn't changed in 400 years And Knights still fight dragons. The Clampetts go down to the passport office to apply for their passports And the Clerk thinks he's on 'Candid Camera' And they're actors trying to fool him. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Sep. 06, 1967 |
| Episode 2 - [The Clampetts In London] |
| Details : The Clampetts think they've arrived in London when the plane stops in San Francisco. Jethro points out tower bridge And the taxi driver tells them that 'tower bridge' is actually the golden gate bridge And tower bridge is in London. They go back to the airport And resume their trip to London. When they arrive Granny wants to re-stock her medical bag 'cause customs took all her other stuff. While in a chemist store the Chemist is quoting Shakespeare And Jed fills the bag himself. Later they arrive at the Castle. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Ernest Clark | John Orchard | Alan Napier | Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Sep. 13, 1967 |
| Episode 3 - [Clampett Castle] |
| Details : The Clampetts arrive at their Castle And meet John Faversham who introduces himself as major domo (major domocile) Faversham. The Clampetts think his name is Major Domo And when he tries to correct them saying Faversham they think that faversham is an English greeting for howdy.! Jethro is keen to go hunt dragons And Granny wants to doctor Jed's cousin. Faversham tells her he's no longer with ushe was taken by major peritonitis. Granny doesn't trust army doctors.! Jed's cousin's old english sheep dog is on the bed with the curtains drawn. Granny thinks he's shy She doctors him through the closed curtains thinking the dog is Jed's cousin. Later Granny sees the dog on the bed eating a bone And thinks the dog 'et' Jed's cousin.!! Jed And Granny bury the bones in the backyard. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Ernest Clark | Sheila Fearn | Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Sep. 20, 1967 |
| Episode 4 - [Robin Hood Of Griffith Park] |
| Details : Mr Drysdale mourns a cheque for $10000000 Jed paid to Faversham for back taxes on the castle. Jethro starts the 'war of the roses' when he chased a dragon through the neighbours rose garden. Jethro thinks he's been robbed of his birth right when Jed won't fight with the neighbour. Jethro dresses as Robin Hood And the Clampetts leave for Beverly Hills. When they arrive back home Jethro Elly And Bessy the chimp move out to Griffith Park to rob from the rich And give to the poor. A hippie And his girlfriend join Jethro's gang. Jed Granny And Miss Jane go to Griffith Park to look for Jethro. The hippie wants to try some of Granny's smoked crawdads. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Sep. 27, 1967 |
| Episode 5 - [Robin Hood And The Sheriff] |
| Details : Miss JaneMr DrysdaleJed And Granny go to Griffith Park looking for Jethro And Elly. Buddy the Hippie arrives back at the park with all his friends And they start partying. Buddy wants to smoke a crawdad Jethro tells him to go down to the lake And find some. Two cops arrive while the 'Gang' are down at the lake When the Police ask Granny what she's doing she tells them I'm smoking crawdadsbut first I need a little pot. When Buddy finds a crawdad it nips him on the finger. He And the other 'Cats' split And the police go after them rather than the Clampetts. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Victor French | Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Oct. 04, 1967 |
| Episode 6 - [Greetings From The President] |
| Details : Jethro gets a letter from the President to enlist in the Army. Jed doesn't want the Government to pay for Jethro's training so he wants to pay all the expenses. Mr Drysdale isn't happy when Jed wants to withdraw $100000 to buy Jethro a tank. He's even less happy when Jethro wants Mr Drysdale to be his tank crew dressed as a German Officer. Jethro drives the tank to Griffith Park for target practice Mr Drysdale escapes in a rowboat And rows to the middle of the lake. Jethro is about to fire at him when two cops arrive And Mr Drysdale thinks he's saved. Until the older cop recognises him from his days in the quartermaster corp And arrests him as payback. Jed has to bail out Mr Drysdale. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Henry Corden | |
| Air Date : Oct. 11, 1967 |
| Episode 7 - [The Army Game] |
| Details : Jethro wants to be Inducted into the Army. Granny gives him a physical. Jethro arrives limping And hard of hearing. Col Stark is very impressed. The Psychiatrist tells the Colonel He thinks Jethro is the best draft dodger he's ever seen.! Jethro tells them about Granny's physical And the Colonel wants to meet the Clampetts. When they arrive the 'Shrink' thinks their behaviour is all an act And convinces the Colonel not to induct Jethro. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Joe Conley | King Donovan | |
| Air Date : Oct. 18, 1967 |
| Episode 8 - [Mr Universe Muscles In] |
| Details : Mr Drysdale gets Elly a date with Mr Universe the Clampetts see him And think he's suffering from bar-bell bloat. John Cushing from a rival bank wants Elly to date Troy Apollo but everytime he pulls up out the front of the Clampett Mansion he sees Miss Jane Granny or Cousin Bessie the chimp And thinks they're Elly And drives away. When Mr Universe sees Elly lift a bar-bell by herself he decides to eat Hillbilly food to maintain his strength. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : John Ashley as Troy Apollo | David Draper as Dave Draper - Mr. Universe | |
| Air Date : Oct. 25, 1967 |
| Episode 9 - [A Plot For Granny] |
| Details : Jed wants to find some land for Granny to raise some crops. Jethro tells him about some plots for sale at Happy Valley. Jed phones Happy Valley And a representative arrives thinking Jed wants to buy a cemetary plot. After Jed tells him he wants to buy a plot for Granny the rep. thinks Jed has killed Granny And has her in the backyard. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jesse White | |
| Air Date : Nov. 01, 1967 |
| Episode 10 - [The Social Climbers] |
| Details : Granny gets a letter from Adeline Ashley who wants to visit. When Mrs Drysdale learns of this she wants Adeline to visit her so she can make the social pages. When Adeline arrives early Granny tries to matchmake Adeline with Jed. Mrs Drysdale tries repeatedly to meet Adeline And finaly does after she falls into the cement pond. |
| Air Date : Nov. 08, 1967 |
| Episode 11 - [Jethro's Military Career] |
| Details : Granny is mixing up a batch of her moonshine And Jethro is trying out his frogman outfit in the cement pond. When Granny walks by the pond she thinks Jethro is a sea monster. Later Jethro sets of a charge in the pond And blows himself out of the water. Mr Drysdale gives Jethro some 'Money Man' comics And Jethro wants to meet the Moon maidens. Jed tells Mr Drysdale about the problem with Jethro And He suggests the Army Reserve. Jethro decides he wants to meet the moon maidens And fixes a rocket to his back And using granny's moonshine for fuel launches himself into the air. He lands in the ocean And is rescued by the coast guard. |
| Air Date : Nov. 15, 1967 |
| Episode 12 - [The Reserve Program] |
| Details : Jethro joins the army reserve And Granny makes him wear her Grandpappy's uniform. When he arrives the sergeant thinks he's an extra in a civil war movie. The Colonel tells him to come back on Monday. Jethro overhears the Colonel talking to an actor dressed as General Grant. He thinks the Yankee's are fixin'to fight with the south again. Jethro tells Granny the news And Granny dresses as a southern belle to spy on Gen.Grant And get information on when the attack will be. Granny learns that Grant is going to attack the Culpepper plantation And hurries off to warn them. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : William Mims | |
| Air Date : Nov. 22, 1967 |
| Episode 13 - [The South Rises Again] |
| Details : Granny is preparing for the battle of the Culpepper plantation. General Grant arrives with a hangover. Mr Drysdale dresses as a southern General And Miss Jane is his private. When the Clampetts arrive the battle has started already. as General Grant comes riding down the hill on his horse Granny takes aim And shoots him off its back. He gets up And she shoots him off again.! He manages to make it to the porch And Granny can't forget her doctorin' so she gives him first aid from her jug. (The Clampett's are still unaware that this is a civil war movie and not the real General Grant.) |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Harry Lauter | |
| Air Date : Nov. 29, 1967 |
| Episode 14 - [Jethro In The Reserve] |
| Details : Granny wants an apology from General Grant for attacking the Culpepper plantation. Colonel Blake wants Jethro for the army reserve but he has to take a written test first. After Jethro takes the oath he sees General Grant And Colonel Blake talking. He hears General Grant say he's going to attack the plantation again. Jethro tells Granny And she goes And shoots him off his horse again.!! |
| Guest Cast and Crew : William Mims | |
| Air Date : Dec. 06, 1967 |
| Episode 15 - [Cimarron Drip] |
| Details : Dash Riprock's new TV show Batchelor Sherriff Knows Best needs a new co-star. Jethro hopes he'll get the part. Mr Chapman the studio manager And Von Schlepper the director want Elly's chimp 'Cousin Bessie' to play the part. So Jethro becomes her agent. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jim Hayward | |
| Air Date : Dec. 13, 1967 |
| Episode 16 - [Corn Pone Picassos] |
| Details : Mrs Drysdale has purchased 'Ecstasy' a $2500 art sculpture. It was delivered to the Clampett's mansion by mistake. Mrs Drysdale runs over And tells the delivery man he's made a mistake And to take it next door. The Clampetts think 'Ecstasy' is a pile of junk And Granny says she could paint a picture that would win 1st prize in any art show. When Granny finished her painting Bessie painted over it. Jed And Jethro went to the art gallery where they met A.Allen Allen. He thought they were gardeners come to work at his home so he sent them to mow the lawns And trim the hedges. Later they returned And saw a painting like Bessie's in the gallery And bought a Rembrandt for the Mansion. Granny And Elly fixed up 'Ecstasy' with mud to make it look like a statue. When A.Allen Allen arrived he saw Bessie's painting And paid top dollar for it. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Frank Richards | |
| Air Date : Dec. 20, 1967 |
| Episode 17 - [The Clampetts Play Cupid] |
| Details : Dash wants to marry Elly Elly doesn't want to marry Dash. Granny and Elly want Dash to turn his attention to Miss Jane. Granny invites Dash for dinner And Elly dresses real ordinary.They hope Miss Jane will be dressed nicer than Elly so Dash will ignore Elly But Miss Jane arrives dressed even plainer. Elly borrows a wig And looks unatractive And Dash is turned off. So Dash And Miss Jane go to a premiere together. |
| Air Date : Dec. 27, 1967 |
| Episode 18 - [The Housekeeper] |
| Details : Jed feels guilty about Granny having to clean the mansion all by herself. He tells Mr Drysdale who says he'll find him a housekeeper so Granny can rest. Jed told him he would have a hard time convincing Granny to let someone else do her chores. Mr Drysdale told him he'd convince her. Mr Drysdale found a 'cheap' housekeeper named Mrs Meek. when he managed to convince Granny to give her a try Mrs Meek turned into the housekeeper from hell. Eventually Miss Jane found Mrs Meek a job as a prison guard And Granny was happy to go back to her chores. |
| Air Date : Jan. 03, 1968 |
| Episode 19 - [The Diner] |
| Details : Jed wants Jethro to open up a business. Jethro decides he wants to be a fry cook And open up a restaurant. Jed tells Mr Drysdale about Jethro's plan to be a fry cook and Mr Drysdale finds a run down old diner that he rents for $35 a week. Jethro fixes up the place And names it the Happy Gizzard. When Jethro's first customer comes in (a young woman)She leaves after Jethro couldn't cook her a hamburger. Granny arrives to save the day And agrees to cook for Jethro. |
| Air Date : Jan. 10, 1968 |
| Episode 20 - [Topless Anyone] |
| Details : The Happy Gizzard isn't doing so well. Jethro realises what's missing 'topless' waitresses .! He hires Elly as his waitress And tells her to take off her hat because this place is topless.! Mr Drysdale is sweet talking a prospective new depositor Mr And Mrs Vanderpont. Unfortunately for Mr Drysdale Jethro ruins his plans And the Vanderponts leave. Miss Jane tells the Clampetts what topless really means. The Vanderponts return And Jed gives them some of Granny's white lightnin'. He then invites them to the Happy Gizzard And Mr Vanderpont likes it so much he buys it off them. |
| Air Date : Jan. 17, 1968 |
| Episode 21 - [The Great Snow] |
| Details : Granny is homesick for snow she wants to go home to Bugtussle. Mr Drysdale doesn't want them to leave He turns up the air-conditioning in the mansion And borrows a snow machine from the movie studio to make it snow (plastic snow)at the Clampett's place. He pretends there's a raging snowstorm And tells the Clampetts not to go outside Miss Jane And He will bring them food. After making there way through the 'Blizzard' Elly goes out the back door And finds a stuffed wolf she thinks is 'plum froze'. Jethro wants to have some snow ice cream And goes outside with a bowl And spoon. Jed realises what's going on when he goes outside And it's warm. Mr Drysdale confesses and when Granny offers him some snow ice cream they leave in a hurry. |
| Air Date : Jan. 24, 1968 |
| Episode 22 - [The Rass'lin' Clampetts] |
| Details : Granny And Mrs Drysdale have a 'scrap' And Jed's ashamed of Granny for fightin' with the neighbour. Jethro says that in Beverly Hills everyone rassles he's seen it on T.V. The Clampett's gather around the T.V. to watch the Boston strong girl battle it out with sweet lil ol' Rebecca who only rassles to earn money so her parents won't be evicted from their farm. Granny wants Jethro to take her to the wrestling centre. They're standing at ringside when the Boston strong girl is beatin' up on sweet lil Rebecca. Granny can't take it any more And climbs in to the ring And beats up the Boston strong girl. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Gene LeBell | |
| Air Date : Jan. 31, 1968 |
| Episode 23 - [The Great Tag-Team Match] |
| Details : Rebecca And her Manager come to the Clampett's place. The Manager wants a rematch between Granny And the Boston strong girl. Granny says no. Jed offers to pay Rebecca's parents mortgage And writes them a cheque. Rebecca And Manager want to cash cheque but instead bring Rebecca's parents to meet the Clampetts. Rebecca's Manager convinces Granny to fight with the Boston strong girls parents in a tag team match And Granny beats them all single handed. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Alan Reed | Mike Mazurki | Gene LeBell | |
| Air Date : Feb. 07, 1968 |
| Episode 24 - [Jethro Proposes] |
| Details : Granny wants Jed to propose marriage to Miss Jane. He says no so she asks Jethro. Jethro is going to ask but meets Ilsa on the way And forgets all about it. Granny tells him to invite Miss Jane to dinner at a fancy restaurant where he can ask her then. Granny And Elly sit at the next booth where they can hear what's happening And coach Jethro when needed. Jethro asks Miss Jane accepts And Jethro runs. Later Miss Jane reluctantly turns down his proposal. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Fritz Feld | |
| Air Date : Feb. 21, 1968 |
| Episode 25 - [The Clampetts Fiddle Around] |
| Details : Miss Jane And Jethro attend a violin recital.(Jethro sleeps through most of it) Miss Jane suggests Jethro takes violin lessons. Maestro Stromboli arrives to teach Jethro to playbut Jed And Granny think its he who should take lessons. Jethro buys a fiddle from a pawn shop And asks Stromboli how much he paid for his. Stromboli tells him the high priced amount And Jethro tells him he thinks he got taken. Stromboli's annoyed with Jethro This is a Stradavarious...Ignoramus. Jed invites Fiddlin' Sam Dingle to teach Stromboli how to play 'turkey in the straw' And they have a Ho Down. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Foster Brooks | Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Feb. 28, 1968 |
| Episode 26 - [The Soap Opera] |
| Details : Granny thinks her favourite T.V. soap opera is real. She invites the star to the Mansion because on the show he was sick And she wanted to Doctor him. When she thinks she's cured him off he goes back to work. Next day Granny sees him sick on T.V. againso this time asks Jethro to take her to the T.V. studio because something there must be making him sick. When they arrive He's in the operating theatre And Granny takes him home so he'll get better under her care. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : John Dehner | Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Mar. 06, 1968 |
| Episode 27 - [Dog Days] |
| Details : Granny threatens to leave unless Elly gets rid of her menagerie. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Mar. 13, 1968 |
| Episode 28 - [The Crystal Gazers] |
| Details : Supernatural shenanigans spook the Clampetts. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Mar. 20, 1968 |
| Episode 29 - [From Rags To Riches] |
| Details : Mr Drysdale wants to make a commercial starring the Clampetts as lazy hillbillies wasting their lives at the beginning to successful contributors to society at the end. He dresses as SuperBanker And they recite to the camera how worthless their existence was before SuperBanker changed things for them. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Mar. 27, 1968 |
| Episode 30 - [Cousin Roy] |
| Details : Cousin Roy arrives And wants to open a Hollywood branch of Mother Mabel's elixir. Granny doesn't want her old rival Mabel to be sucessful at her expense so Granny And Jethro set up a stall on the sidewalk to sell Granny's elixir. That is until a cop arrests them for operating a stall without a permit. Mr Drysdale flys Mother Myrtle out to Beverly Hills And just as Jethro And Granny arrive home she sees Myrtle And runs into the house for her gun. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Peter Leeds | Phil Arnold | Director : Joseph Depew | |
| Air Date : Apr. 03, 1968 |